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3304 Applegate Court, Annandale, VA 22003
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If Crooks, Crackheads, Gangsters,
Punks, and Perverts Are Making Your Life a Living Hell...Don’t
Despair…You CAN
"DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY... WITHOUT ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF GUILT!"You can stop rape, robbery, carjacking’s, burglary, petty theft, and other unanticipated events.You can stop being harassed, stop living in fear, and stop being a victim.You can start feeling confident, and erase your fears, in a couple of days.Date:
Dear Friend, Millions of Americans are trapped in a terrible nightmare of crime. They are afraid to unlock their doors, afraid to go to the mailbox, the grocery store, or to a movie. They cringe at a short walk to the parking lot, or waiting at a subway station or bus stop. They don’t even feel safe when they’re in their car, or on the subway or bus. If this sounds a little like you… I Can Give You A Little HelpThat wasn’t so hard, was it? I’m Nui Kahuna, personal security expert, retired agent, and world renowned raconteur. I’m willing and able to help anyone with their personal security needs, whether it is putting an alarm on your door or windows, or showing you how to use a powerful taser. If you have ever had the occasion to read crime statistics you know that sooner or later, you, or someone close to you, will become a crime victim. That encounter is usually unplanned, at least by you. The thug who attacks you, or someone close to you, is usually only one step ahead. The majority of these dopes aren’t the sharpest cheese in the cave, and with a little of my help, and some crime stopping tools, you’ll be able to go anywhere, anytime, with supreme confidence. Thugs play the game thinking you’re a pushover. Thugs expect not to encounter any resistance. In fact, they’re confident because it doesn’t happen all that often, if at all. It’s a lot like the old schoolyard bully. His only calculation is that no one will be willing to take him on… and kick his sorry behind. The schoolyard bully knows Superman isn’t coming. That’s what gives him his powers. He’s not particularly smart. Believe me, the IQ of a handful of these guys might not hit 100. That’s why the jails are full. But still, even if they’re not very smart, too many people are afraid of them. What if I could give you more power than they have?That’s right. Just like the Toolman. More power! I can give you more power over your life… more than enough power to make these cardboard bad boys leave you alone, or wish to God that they had. More on that in a minute. A Little Background MusicWhich in my case would involve the sweet sounds of the Big Island, Hawaii. I was born about 300 feet from the roaring sea on a hot day in July, 1946. 10 children preceded me in the Kahuna family, but I was special. I weighed in at almost 13 pounds, and was called Big from the beginning. I had an idyllic childhood. It was like growing up in the Garden of Eden. There was sun, sand, surfing, and sleeping under the stars. There were sports, and school, and I loved it all. All the men in my family entered the military when they left high school, so I followed the tradition. I wound up in Southeast Asia in 1965, and came back in 1967. After I returned home in 1968 I got offered a job with a government agency that dealt with bad hombres each and every day. I had a lot of successes bringing down bad boys for a long time. I had real, “live encounters” with mobsters, drug dealers, muscle men, goons, and perverts. I got to know these clowns up close, and personal. I crossed some of the most dangerous turf in the world, and made it through. I retired in 2003, with 34 years of service. I kicked back, played some golf, did some traveling. But to tell you the truth, I was starting to get bored. Then the unthinkable happened!The 19 year old daughter of my next door neighbor was attacked and viscously assaulted on the pristine campus where she attended college. The encounter happened as she walked from the library to her dormitory. She was left near a dumpster on the side of a building. Nobody saw or heard anything. Superman didn’t come to her defense. The police turned the place upside down, but this pervert is still out there today. A few weeks after this incident I decided retirement wasn’t for me. Bigkahunasecurity.com is bornI started making some calls. I got some cash together, and connected up with an old friend from my Southeast Asia days. He hooked me up with the tools I need to give you your power. To have the power, you need a simple plan, and some simple tools. You have to think outside the gun. In most cases, you don’t need a gun to be the Alpha Dog. You don’t need to be Dirt Harry, or Dirty Harriet, to deter your average puke. (Even though blowing a basketball size hole in one these pukes would be gratifying on some basic primordial level.) That’s a joke. But just because you don’t carry a gun doesn’t mean you need to give up personal control. There is no need to become a victim. You don’t need to see yourself as vulnerable with no control over your fate. You can protect yourself and your family in a threatening situation and feel good about it. In fact, you can “Unleash Hell” on most of these yardbirds without any blood and guts. What Am I Talking About?I’m talking about Personal Protection Products, Mace, Pepper Spray, Personal Alarms, Stun Guns. Simple, legal tools, to give you back your power. Just remember, Superman isn’t coming. 79% of the people in this country will be the victim of a violent crime in their lifetime. It doesn’t have to be that way. With a simple plan, and the right tools, you can change the way the game is played. If you were carrying “The Runt,” one of my newest products, you would be carrying 950,000 volts of personal protection. Holding this mini stun gun on an attacker for 3 seconds will turn him into a jellyfish. Pepper Shot 10% Plus, made to look like a tube of lipstick, will torch an assailant with 2,000,000 Scoville Heats Units, making him feel like he’s on fire. Neither of these devices are lethal, and their effects are temporary. Both insure you time to get away, or call the police. So What Do You Do Now?You start getting the tools you need to get back your power. There are 800 items at BigKahunaSecurity.com and it’s sister site BigKahunaSurveillance.com for you to choose from. From whistles to real wallop, you can get it here. With your permission, I’ll be sending daily tips on personal security and surveillance, bringing you stories about the products, and people who have successfully used them to defend themselves, and their families. I’ll tell a few stories about my past, and some stories just to put a smile on your face. I’ll introduce you to a wide variety of my special friends, in sports, fitness, and some from other planets. Sign up now, and become a member of Big Kahuna’s Kommando’s. Together we can get your plan together, and get you all the tools that you need. Anyone can protect themselves, and their family. You don’t have to be a 7th degree Black Belt, or a member of the Navy Seals. You don’t have to work out seven days a week, or be as big as I am. If you can move your arm, you can protect yourself. Take a good look around the website, and start getting what you need. Aloha kaua,
P.S. Don’t just buy the products. Make sure you know how to use them. Give them a test. (Don’t test pepper spray, or mace, inside. Take it outside, and spray it at a wall.) Keep them handy, in the house, in the car, wherever you go. P.P.S. Here’s what some other folks are saying about personal protection products:
If you are hesitant, ask yourself, “How much longer do I want to struggle and live like this?” Are you willing to live in fear for even one more day? Reclaim your life today. Get the tools you need
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Whatever you purchase, we want to give you plenty of time to make sure you are happy. So, examine it, try it, use it for a full 90 days. If for any reason you wish to return it, just ask and we will cheerfully refund your money. Period. No questions asked!
